Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Queens Crap Goes Overboard!

It seems that we may have struck a nerve or possibly forced a bowel movement on the Queens Crap. Apparently we have generated a lot interest from residents and the local press causing certain blogs to soil themselves. So we in turn are going to respectfully throw them overboard into the Sea of Crap.


Disappointingly, they make false assumptions and empty accusations calling our site “a giant rant”. Now that’s calling the toilet bowl an indoor outhouse!

More disturbing is their hypocrisy and desire to designate whom among us is allowed to enjoy an open forum for the free flow of ideas. On April 16, 2007, they chastise the Times Newsweekly for printing an editorial on the evils of blogging, then today they criticize a fellow blog for expressing their views.

This stinks of censorship and a feeble attempt to anoint Crappy as the Holy Roman Toilet of Queens. You can not tout the glory of free speech and then try to infringe on the rights of others to free expression if they do not coincide with your own ideology. The Juniper Park Patriots disagrees with the Times Newsweekly’s editorial on blogs but we will not denigrate their right to print their views. Moreover, we will not attack other blog’s freedom to print what they want, however, we will respond when needed, attack when necessary and commend when warranted.

It is apparent that Stinky Crappy is so blinded by its hatred of select elected officials that they lash out without any care or consideration for the truth and fellow blog brothers and sisters. Their grandiose sense of self-importance
automatically forces them to assume that any group, blog or individual that disagrees with them is backed by any one of the many elected officials or organizations they have attacked.

You can’t have your crap and eat it too! What’s good for the turd is good for the gander. So take a laxative, sit quietly and relax.

We believe people are always looking for alternative sources of information and have realized that we are an independent blog site dedicated to providing the truth, rather than executing a vindictive narrow-minded agenda. In addition, the Patriots believe in informing the public and are steadfast in combating the minority who spread half truths and deliberate lies. We provide you with the FACTS to navigate you through the CRAP.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."

Poor Richard's Almanac

Anonymous said...

Long Live The Patriots!!!!!! We stand behind you all the way!

Anonymous said...

This Crap site is pretty pathetic. They claim to be an anti-development blog, but spend way too much time being Holden's Lap dog. Just keep it real and state your true purpose.

Ill tell ya this, you guys really picked the perfect name!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Queens Crap is jealous of the press the JPP might be receiving. It sure seemed that way in their post.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! That picture is great!

MJ said...

Pathetic... they are truly pathetic!!

Anonymous said...

"The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity" The Crap is the purveyor of deception.

Unknown said...

A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial
appearance of being right.

Good job responding quickly to the attack of those wishing to quiet the voice of reason.

Anonymous said...

The Crap has nothing to offer but anger and political attacks, please do not sink to the level that they have if you do you will lose me like they have

Anonymous said...

Hey I left that Blog too I thought it was about overdevelopment but it turned into a hate fest.I feel for those Bloggers they need a real life.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I disagree I think Tony the Tulip is Crap

Unknown said...

king bob must be feeling the heat > hey bob when is the last finance report for jpca> then again when did you ever follow your bylaws

Anonymous said...

People should start taking a strong look at TONY THE FLOWER it seems that his petal might be involved in Gallagher being falsely accused.

Anonymous said...

Steve the Grassman you should know what innocent until proven gulty means, especially when it's in your backyard.