Thursday, November 27, 2008

Top Ten Things said at Robert Holden's Thanksgiving Dinner that Sound Dirty but Aren't...

10. Bob Holden leans over to Christina Wilkinson and says, "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. Bob Holden uses government money to buy food for himself and his cronies, stretches his skinny arms across the table and says, "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. Tony Numbnuts closes his eyes and mumbles, "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. Christine Wilkinson stands up wearing a table cloth and screams, "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. Ed Kamperman wakes up from his drunken stupor and spouts, "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. Eric Ulrich stands behind Tony and shouts, "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. Holden looks at Christina and says, "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. Lorrain Scungilli runs out of the bathroom and says, "It's cool whip time!"

2. Liz Crowley hangs up the phone with Brian McClaughlin and says, "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. Bob Holden sighs and announces to the world, "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Here Comes Dumbotron

According to the Politicker, Eric "Dumbotron" Gioia is suggesting that the city, despite the growing economic crisis, foot the bill to install giant television sets in Central Park so ordinary New Yorkers can watch Obama's inauguration ceremony.

The Public Advocate hopeful is advocating for a ridiculous event. Maybe if this stupid plan doesn't work, Gioia will close down the city and have local bars and restaurants sponsor a "Drink with Obama Day" where White Russians, Kamikazes and Cuban Daiquiri are half price!

From our friend Azi

City Councilman Eric Gioia wants Jumbotrons erected in Central Park for
all those New Yorkers who can't score a ticket or get to Washington D.C. to
celebrate Barack Obama's inauguration in January.

Gioia, speaking with me after Ray Kelly's testimony, said if the city
can't pay for it, the cost could be borne by private funding.

"New York has a history of celebrating great human achievement," said
Gioia, "and clearly this is a historic moment and a celebration for the entire

The night Obama won the election, Representative Charlie Rangel put up
a big screen outside the federal building on 125th Street and hosted a series of
guest speakers. (The Saturday before the election, Rangel hosted elected
officials and musical acts at the same location).

Speaking of the Central Park location, Gioia said laughingly, "If it's
good enough for Bon Jovi, it should be good enough for the inauguration."

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Call a Plumber!

We hope Middle Village, Maspeth and Glendale Residents dont see these turds when their toilets back-up during the next flood....

Dizzy Lizzy Gets Lost in City Hall Bathroom

Elizabeth Crowley needed immediate assistance navigating the halls of City Hall because she became disoriented while looking for meetings. Apparently, she thought that committee meetings were held in the women's bathroom until the Speaker's staff came to the rescue. Sources are reporting that the she will be provided with a printout from MapQuest for driving directions and a City Hall schematic so she can find meetings.

Politicker NY

Liz Crowley, who defeated Republican City Councilman Anthony Como of Queens earlier this month, got a tour of the Council side of City Hall today from one of the speaker's top aides, Ramon Martinez. Crowley ousted Como after he had been in office only months, having been voted in by a special election last June to replace former Council member Dennis Gallagher, who was convicted of sexual assault.

The new Democratic Councilwoman could also be facing a short term--she's up for re-election next year. Martinez walked Crowley into the Council Chambers, where a committee meeting was being held, and then next door, where yet another committee meeting was taking place.

Afterward, I spotted Martinez holding Crowley's coat and running to put it in a closet downstairs while she mingled with a few people in the chambers. Crowley won't get to start working as a member until January, when Como's current term finishes.

AZI PAYBARAH can be reached via email at

A letter from Elizabeth Crowley... Thanks Crappy :)

Bio from 2001: Elizabeth graduated from the Fashion Institute of Technology Magna Cum Laude. Currently, she attends CUNY Graduate School where she is getting her Masters' Degree in Education.Occupation: Public School Teacher/Union Painter
Posted by Queens Crapper at 12:10 AM

Elizabeth Slutsky said...
Nice work Crapper! This fraud must be exposed. Dizzie Lizzie Crowley is a complete joke. Where in her resumé is the fact that she hooked up (and should be locked up) with that crook Brian McLaughlin?
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Glendaler said...
Kathy Masi wrote that letter and is acting as Elizabeth's pimp. Masi should listen to herself once in awhile instead of talking over everyone."People who know little are usually great talkers, while people who know much say little." Rousseau
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Janet Tilden said...
And she wants to improve education? She should start by going back to the 8th grade and learn how to write a simple letter.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Anonymous said...
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Anonymous said...
Elizabeth Crowley - of the Elmhurst Crowleys. You know, the political dynasty thing... unfortunately the genes have been watered down through the generations, just like the Kennedys.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Anonymous said...
What an endorsement for CUNY graduate school!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
georgetheatheist said...
The march of the errata and just poor syntax:1. 3rd paragraph: insert comma after "more then[sic] ever"2. 3rd paragraph: "for our kids, for our parents, for our community, for our future". (She forgot "for our dogs, for our gerbils")3. 3rd paragraph: It's "postgraduate" - one word.4. last paragraph: insert comma after the first "New Year".
Friday, January 18, 2008
Queens Crapper said...
Thank you, George. (I'm not good with commas.)
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
The audacity of this woman to think she should be a public representative is deplorable. Does she think that she actually has any skills? Or does she just think she is entitled to public office because her family members have been elected to office?
Friday, January 18, 2008
Taxpayer said...
What parent would want this illiterate moron anywhere near young children?Think of this when you think "dynasty": Her brother's in jail for raping a fellow student (so much for an "educator"). She wants to be elected to the city council to replace the current District Rapist.What's this story of this illiterate treating some fellow to lip service in a park several years ago? Is this the sexual escapades district?Are we once again being asked to elect another pervert who cannot exercise any self control?Get lost, perverted illiterate teacher/painter.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
What do you expect....a benchmark of literacy?This is a dumb Queens politico!How many constituents in our red-lined under-serviced neighborhoods can read English anyway?
Friday, January 18, 2008
78Ave said...
i agree, masi has a big mouth and we all know that she formed a phony civic association that never meets and has no membership. so why are the newspapers even recognizing her as worthy of a comment?
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
I think we are doomed. Between Crowley, Como and Gallagher which is the lesser of three eveils?!?
Friday, January 18, 2008
dave in milwaukee said...
Paragraph 3, sentence 2: "I will work hard everyday. . . ""Everyday" is an adjective. She should have said "every day."If she can get someone to write and send her bullshit letters for her, can't she find someone to proofread them, too?
Friday, January 18, 2008
georgetheatheist said...
Joel Klein: Elizabef, if you don't get relected, I'll make youse Deputy Mayer for Edoocashun.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Queens Crapper said...
I updated the letter to include the pickups by George and Dave.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
All of you hated Crowley last time she ran for council and you all voted for Pinkly Gallagher.I hope you got what you wanted.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
Yeah like Elizabeth Crowley would be any better than Gallagher. Some choice. Her morals are even worse than Gallagher's.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
This woman already has $70,000 lined up?WTF???!!!Crappy, give us a breakdown and lets see who wants to mortgage our community.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Queens Crapper said...
If you insist...E. Crowley campaign contributions
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
wow. i would like to see the articles that she enclosed. was she able to cut them out on her own? And whats up with sassy masi. i guess she figures gallagher won't be around to fund her phony civic, so she'll latch on to dizzie lizzie.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
hey has anyone sent her letter to the newspapers?? Let them print it. Maybe we can hold a contest. Who can find the most mistakes.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Taxpayer said...
Read the list of campaign contributions, it's very informative.The Crowleys gave very little; perhaps they know her best. Or, is the entire family too illiterate to be permitted near a checkbook?How much did Francis The Rapist Crowley contribute? Verify his in-kind contributions.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
confused said...
Zecca, Anna Medford, NY 11763Type: Ind homemaker11/30/2007Ref No: R0000630Filing:4(I) Sched:ABC $50.00Am I hallucinating or is this woman bob holden's sister in law????????I thought bob was running for that seat??????
Monday, January 21, 2008
Anonymous said...
Let's not forget the overall clumsy language. Who is this boob?
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Anonymous said...
I thought bob was running for that seat??????I guess you were wrong.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
78th Avenue Should Be Oneway said...
It's insulting to the people of Glendale that Elizabeth "I'll sleep with anyone that can help me get elected" Crowley resurfaces after 6 years and now uses a phony platform from the phony Glendale Civic Ass'n.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Anonymous said...
Hopefully Charles Ober from Ridgewood will run for city council. He has been mentioned for a while and I am hoping that he will jump in soon. Elizabeth cannot compare her resume to Mr. Ober's. Where has she been since her last miserable attempt of running in 2001? NOWHERE. Mr. Ober the time has come to make your announcement.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Anonymous said...
Perhaps, someone new, fresh with a real work ethic should run. I heard about a potential candidate, who calls himself JR, and believes that the district need to re-aligned in favor of the resident's needs.
Monday, March 17, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Congratulations to Elizabeth Hussein Crowley!

Dizzy Lizzy rode the Obama wave to victory. Unfortunately, she is too stupid to realize what actually happened on election day. Even more disturbing is that she thinks Bullshit Bob Holden was instrumental in her success.

Thankfully, she will have to run again after her likely abysmal failure as an elected official. In addition, she will soon realize that Holden is playing her like a two dollar kazoo. Wait until Numb nuts Nunziato emerges as her opponent in 2009. Poor Liz, she is so stupid that its painful to watch.

Enjoy your few weeks of elation because it will end with a bang

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Big Bad Bully Bob.... what a loser.

Bob Holden has been spotted cursing at young women. An eyewitness says, "he was spewing all types of vulgarities at this poor young lady".

However, brave Bobby scurried away like the woman he is when both Police and male reinforcements arrived to intervene in an attempt to save the young woman.

It looks as though Bobby Boy is coming apart at the seams....

The end is imminent Robert. Please don't take it out on your wife!

I agree with Bob Holden .... (OMG)

I got home today, and found a nice letter from Bob "Puppet Master" Holden endorsing Joe Addabbo for State Senate.

Holden goes on to say, “His opponent has had more than 20 years in Albany. He's had plenty of time and plenty of chances to change things. Even says the system in Albany “works well". Works well? for us. Year after year, he fails to stand up for our community - shortchanging us in educational funding, leaving Albany without passing ethics reform and failing to end out of control spending."

And yet I couldn't help wondering that just in 2001 JPCA was “proud to announce that State Senators Serphin R. Maltese has been selected as “Man of the Year for 2001."

According to information I received at the debate last Thursday night, Sen. Maltese has given more than $284,000 of our hard-earned taxpayer money into the hands of Bob Holden and the JPCA executive board, and all this since 1997. I was shocked that the senator had given all this money to JPCA. That $100,000 has been spent on ball fields in Juniper Valley Park use exclusively by the Midville Dodgers Baseball Program and closed to the rest of the Middle Village Maspeth community baseball programs.

So why would Holden say, that, year after year. Sen. Maltese fails to stand for our community?

I have to agree with Bob Holden (that leaves a bad taste in my mouth)! Sen. Maltese over the years has helped Bob Holden, Tony Nunziato and the rest the JPCA board fight battles AGAINST our community such as the dog run and “The Moving Wall” Vietnam Memorial in Juniper Park. In 2006 Holden/Nunziato were even against the Middle Village Chamber of Commerce holding a community day in Juniper Park , that brought happiness and joy to almost 5,000 famlies in our community, and have continued to protest against it in 2007 and 2008.

Sen. Maltese, you were WRONG for funding, JPCA, Holden, and Nunziato. They do not stand for our community, and only for their self motivated interests.

And now that your seat is in jeopardy, what does the great liar Bob Holden do, he lies about your accomplishments in the last 20 years, says you have done nothing for the community, and he goes and makes a deal with Councilman Joe Addabbo.

It is clear that Holden and Nunziato are nothing but political whores that will say anything and do anything to line their pockets with our hard-earned taxpayer money so they can continue their battle against our communities, and move the JPCA agenda forward.

Sen. Maltese, I hope you have learned a very valuable lesson. If you win in tomorrow's election, I hope you will not waste our taxpayer money and fund the JPCA with one red cent of our hard earned cash.

And as for Joe Addabbo, remember, When you lay down with dogs you wake up with fleas.


Monday, November 3, 2008

Crowley Campaign Van Careens into Public Bus

A Crowley driver slammed his van into a public bus on Jamaica avenue. Looks like Liz is more concerned with winning a campaign than public safety. We are calling the 102nd Precinct to see if anyone is hurt.


Robert Holden, his lap dog Tony Nunziato, and their blog the Crapper are the poster children for the tragic world of political expediency, self-preservation, lying, cheating, and putting the needs of your own over others. So it should be of no surprise they will flip-flop on any issue or stance if it helps them effectuate their evil intentions.

It appears that Robert Holden and Crappy are supporting Elizabeth Crowley, but here is what they said about Elizabeth Crowley just a few months ago. Is Holden and Crappy lying now or were they lying then, or are they again just showing that they are shameful opportunists and disgraceful hypocrites…..

Monday, May 26, 2008

Lizzy's campaign finance violations in detail

In January 2005, Elizabeth Crowley's failed 2001 campaign was audited. The following violations were found by the Campaign Finance Board:
You would think a lien would have been put on her accounts, but she has raised $158,850 thus far and has yet to pay off all of the $56,267 penalty. How is she permitted to run for office with outstanding fines on record from 7 years ago? You can't get away with that at DMV...

Furthermore, Councilman Sheldon Leffler was convicted for almost identical campaign finance fraud in 2003. Why wasn't Dizzy Lizzy indicted? Answer: Leffler was an anti-establishment candidate while Crowley is princess of the Queens Democratic Machine.

Posted by Queens Crapper at 12:12 AM


Anonymous said...

Elizabeth Crowley hung out with Brian "The Crook" McLaughlin for 6 years. She had to learn a thing or two about stealing. He even locked himself in the office with her.

BTW, did anyone get that Crowley piece with her family on the cover? What a bunch of hillbillies! Could anyone smile in the photo and could they get some decent clothes?
And what about that little girl in the photo? Did anyone think to dress her with something that looked presentable?
My God that photo is going to give me nightmares.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Charles Ober seems to be the only candidate that had the nerve to ask Crowley about the money she owes the taxpayers. It is about time that someone brought this up. The fact that she was given a pass up to now was wrong. Crowley also avoided the JPCA because she knew that someone would ask the question and she did not want to answer it. I think that she under estimated Ober and thought that Ober would not ask her the question, on TV, in front of millions of people. Crowley's question to Como actually sealed the fact that Crowley and Como are working together.

This goes back to the 2006 election when serf lost the election at 10:40 P.M. and than won the election 10 minutes later. The Republicans and the Democrats sealed a deal (that the Democrats would not ask for an official recount or an investigation into where the race was stolen) and gave Serf the seat with the condition that Serf would help Crowley in 2008. That's why when Ognibene threw his hat in the ring Como all of the sudden threw his name in the ring. They figured that Como would divide the Republicans vote and Crowley would waltz right in. BUT they never figured Ober would run. They thought that Nolan had Ober under wraps. They figured that Nolan would side step Ober and keep him from running. I am sure that Nolan told county that Ober can't run and he would never run.

Nolan underestimated Ober's ability to run, his stamina to run, his dedication to run and even though Nolan threatened all of Ober's friends to not help him, she never realized that Ober had many other friends out side of the Nolan controlled Democratic Club. That is why things are so crazy right now. Because Nolan never saw this coming. Nolan does not realize how much Charles has done to keep things running all these years. All the good things Ober has done for all the organizations he belongs to. All the work he has done for his community.

The fact of the matter is, the voters need to look at the entire picture. Every one that has endorsed Crowley must be saying to the voters that stealing and criminal activity is OK to commit. How can anyone run for office when you have a debt that you owe to the tax payers because you tried to commit fraud by stealing the taxpayers money. and all these politicians that endorsed Crowley must believe that committing fraud and stealing the tax payers money is OK? HMMMMMM


Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't anyone explain the reason Crowley has to pay the 50,000 in fine?

Crowley was fined because she had money order contributions that contained 16 consecutive numbers. Which means that someone bought the 16 checks and gave them to others to give to her campaign? This would allow the Crowley campaign to qualify for matching funds for those 16 people. Up to 16,000 in city money for Crowley and the crook Mclaughlin to spread the lies.

That same year 2001 former Councilman Sheldon Leffler was indicted and convicted of the same campaign scheme of distributing consecutive money orders to others to qualify for more matching funds. The money for the money orders was given to Leffler by a real estate donor.

How come Leffler was indicted for consecutive checks and Crowley was fined? This clearly shows how people like Crowley in this town with connections to the machine do not have to worry about law and order. That is why the crooks run this town.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Queens Crapper said...

"Sheldon Leffler, a former city councilman from Queens Village, was convicted in late 2003 of campaign fraud. Leffler violated campaign finance law when he filed false claims for public matching funds for the 2001 race for Queens Borough President. He was sentenced to five years probation, 540 hours of community service and a $5,000 fine."

Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Crowley and Leffler both violated campaign finance law when they filed false claims for public matching funds for their 2001 races.

"Sheldon S. Leffler, a former city councilman, was convicted of fraud in 2003 in connection with $10,000 funneled to his campaign by a real estate company owner, who wrote out 38 money orders in the names of her employees, tenants and relatives without their knowledge. Just last week, the board imposed $20,000 in penalties on a Council candidate, Elizabeth S. Crowley, for "failing to respond completely and adequately" to questions about 16 money-order contributions made to her 2001 campaign." from the New York Times.


Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Ober was clearly the best in the ny1 debate. Ognibene was a credible second.

Liz and Como embarrassed themselved with their poor performance.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, lets have some fun.

Let us see if the Queens newspapers report this.

If they don't how about a letter to the editor (with a copy to Queens Crap)

Listen "Dishin' Crap with Dee"?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Someone better tell the Ober campaign that Michael Mascetti is working for Crowley to get info from Ober's campaign manager to get back to Crowley. They promised him a lot of money for his nonprofit if he gets info out of the campaign manager and gives it to Crowley.

I got wind of this a few days ago at Crowley's campaign that Michael had told Crowley's people that he had an in with the Ober campaign and that he could get info out of the campaign to give to Crowley and they promised him a lot of money for his non-profit and something about Michael's father needing a job in the union. so beware Ober that this is out there. Can someone please get this message to the Ober People in case he is in contact with them. They need to know about this right away.

Monday, May 26, 2008

michael asswipe mascetti said...

Elizabeth, you can't hide that bad skin under all that make-up. Please let me pop your zits!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Congressjerk Joseph Asshole Crowley said...

Please help me install my incompetent bimbo cousin in the council so I can expand my circle of control.

Thank you.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Interviewer Ch1 - "Why, oh why did I say yes to this?" (or worse).

Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Michael Mascetti?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Anonymous said...

"Who the hell is Michael Mascetti?"

An asswipe, apparently.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Taxpayer said...

Why do we automatically believe that McLaughlin taught Dizzie Lizzie a thing or two about stealing?

Isn't it just as likely that the Crapleys were the prime instigators here?

Cousin Congressman pimps out Lizzie to trap the innocent McLaughlin in a honey pot, and he shares with the dumbass family (yes, including Como).

This explanation proves The Diz does, too, have brains.

Oops. Brian is spilling the beans to save his skin.

Soon we'll know everything.

So, why let this honey pot get on the public payroll now? We'll just have to toss her ass off very soon - and, then have still another special election.

Meet the 2 Ton Family...

Since QC likes to make fun of CM Como weight, and now his wife (a real low-life move), I figured that we should take a look at Nunziato’s family to see how "fit" they are.

Mmmm, Looks that Tony must have some really strong support beams in his house too. The only difference between Nunziato’s house and CM Como’s house is … Nunziato lives in a shit hole, and CM Como lives in a mansion.

Guess that is the real difference between going to law school and selling flowers.


Saturday, November 1, 2008

Holden Busted for Political Favoritism Fraud and Finagling

A JPP tipster and Juniper Park Civic Association insider has revealed that Tricky Dick Holden continues to be an unscrupulous fraud and manipulator. Apparently, the reason Holden, Nunziato, Wilkinson and Scuilli kept changing the debate dates is because Crowley and Addabbo had scheduling conflicts. That's mighty accommodating of Holden the sham boy. I wonder if the candidates who aren't in Bob's good favor would have been granted the same consideration.


On October 23rd, there was a big Queens County democratic dinner featuring Shrillary Clinton and of course the two party machine cogs had to attend. So bullshit Bob, who has lambasted the Queens County democrats eagerly rescheduled the debate for October 30th to allow Crowley and Addabbo to attend.

Oh Boobie Holden, you are such a transparent sorry excuse for a human being. We would have more respect for you if you just told the truth. You are losing and you will lie, steal and cheat to survive. I have to give Avella credit for now staying away from you because Avella doesn't sell out to save his ass.

Holden is just a big piece of crap.