It seems that the illustrious Councilman Eric Gioia has been stabbed in the back by his countrymen and first cousin, Toga Tony Tulips. Once again the blood thirsty Crapnators unsheathed their daggers and plunged them into the character of unsuspecting Mr. Gioia.
According to the feces spewing plebeians, Eric is more concerned with preserving rusty Manhattan structures than protecting rusty buildings in Long Island City. They even accuse Gioia of rubbing elbows with the ruling class and extorting money from gullible patrons attending his latest fundraiser.
This is the thanks poor Eric gets for being related to TogaTony Tulips (FYI -Tony claims he built Rome in a day) and for signing Queens Crap's very own Empress Christina's community board application. I have heard from many noble citizens that Christina probably turned on Gioia because like Caesar, Eric is Italian and his name ends in a vowel. She even has the audacity to state that she lives in "Guidoland" of her personal website. Even Don Imus would be offended by the use of the word Guido!
It's really true what they say Eric, "You can choose your friends, but you can't choose family."
"Beware the Ides of Crap"
See for yourself the comments that were posted on Queens Crap today:
Queens Crap
7 comments:
If i had a cousin that looked like that, I'd NEVER turn my back.
Maybe Eric should take a long hard look at who he surrounds himself with. Hopefully this is a painful lesson.
My husband's cousin once stabbed him in the back. Let's just say he doesnt come to Thanksgiving dinner anymore.
I actually like Eric. I think he is a rising star but with family and friends he currently keeps, he is just a fleeting star which will burn out quickly.
i guess that people are starting to see that tony the flower is a fake.i think that we should start a boycott of his store.
I guess Tony is now realizing that Bob is a fake, maybe it's time for an investigation of Juniper's finances.
"It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright."
Poor Richard's Almanac
Het Tony the Tulip everyone knows about Christ the King! He who lives in Glass house should never throw stones! More on this for sure including indepth details and MySpace Links to photo's.
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