Friday, January 18, 2008

Rodney King to Democrats – "Why Can't We All Just Get Along

Despite Barack Obama's plea calling for truce between democrats, the war of words continues to wage violently. It is getting so ugly that even spiritual guides and reverends have taken the gloves off!

Barack Obama's personal conduit to the Lord Almighty has made some serious remarks against the Clinton's and their "African-American supporter" charade. The Reverend Jeremiah Wright stated, "Some say black voters should support Hillary Rodham Clinton because her husband was good to us. That's not true. He did the same thing to us that he did to Monica Lewinsky".

I can't wait to buy one of the Reverend's newly designed handbags for the urban male.

Obama has stated that although he disagrees with the Reverend's recent statement; he still loves Wright like a member of the family.

Monica Lewinsky thanked the Reverend for remembering her in his prayers and Hillary Clinton was spotted biting the heads off of chickens in the back of her campaign bus.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Its nice to see our patriot come out swinging against the Dems.But when you have a hugely unpopular President, and a even worse Vice President and a fields of candidates like the republicans have, what is a red blooded republican to do?

Mike Huckabee "talks to God". Nice. Charlie Manson used to say God spoke to him too. I think some Prozac will silence those voices in Mike's head.

Then you have Rudy. Rudy Rudy Rudy. He screwed around more than Clinton, married his first cousin, then remarried and announced his divorce in a press conference before he even told his wife Donna Hanover. Real prize there. All his answers to every problem is always 9/11. "Hey Rudy how are you going to put Americans back to work? "9/11. Good luck with this guy. He's George Bush who can use multi syllable words. Romney. He looks like a the guy modeling leisure suits in a 70's JCPenny catalog.

Mr. Mojo Risin