St Saviour's is being dismantled by imposters posing as professional restorers.
A photographer took these disturbing photos:
We were surprised to see Ms Wilkinson holding something else other than an Arby's Double Beef Bacon Cheeseburger.
We were surprised that anyone in their right mind would let a rarely sober Ed Kamperman use a power tool.
We were surprised that Bob knew which side of the hammer to use and that a hammer is used for construction purposes and not for beating helpless human beings.
HOLDEN FINDS HISTORIC REMAINS ON ST SAVIOUR'S SITE
These may look like ordinary cats but Bob Holden and Christina Wilkinson have conducted DNA testing in Bob's secret basement laboratory and made a startling discovery. These cats belonged to the famous Indian Chief, OooeeWalaWalaBingBang which in English means "one who runs through crap" Legend has it that these two cats were the spiritual guide for the Chief and were instrumental in the tribe winning a 1651 battle against Dutch settlers.
Holden and Wilkinson are planning to donate the remains to the famous Feline Museum in Wallacoochie Georgia.
Bob stated, "Thank God I saved the church and discovered these remarkable artifacts. If it weren't for me, Bob Holden, these important feline remains and link to our past would have been lost forever." When asked why cat remains are so important, Mr. Holden revealed that he believes that humans have evolved from cats and not apes.