The propaganda rag also known as the Forum West has come out with yet another lackluster and painfully predictable edition. The Juniper Civic Association does its best to try disguise their feeble attempt to hide their agenda behind the sham of a newspaper. Thankfully, the savvy and intelligent people of Maspeth, Middle Village, Glendale, Elmhurst, Rego Park and Forest Hills see right through their miserable rag.
Let us thumb through the toilet paper pages and see what we can find. Wow, what a surprise! On page three there are two stories attacking Councilman Dennis Gallagher. In one of the stories, “Civic Leaders, Pol say Gallagher Should Step Down” (no author listed) they quote three individuals. Guess which un-biased and objective trio they chose to give a fair and balanced opinion. Robert Holden, Tony Nuziato, and Tony Avella! That’s as bias as asking Henirch Himmler, Joseph Goebbels, and Erwin Rommel to testify about Hitler’s character during the Nuremberg trial! Do the editors of The Forum West think their readers are stupid?
Hmmm….what’s this? A reporter named Christina Wilkinson? We wonder who that could be, oh that’s right, she’s an executive board member of the Juniper Park Civic Association, Holden crony and contributor to Queens crap. Ms. Wilkinson can’t even spell journalistic integrity so why should we expect her to exhibit some truthfulness.
Page 8 features an Op-Ed written by Holden’s lap dog, Robert Doocey. Doocey tries to make a lucid argument but his vitriolic hatred permeates the pages. In addition, the last time Doocey had an independent thought, Nixon was in the White House.
Page 10 gives a list of individuals associated with the Forum Crap and it is to no surprise to see many of Holden’s zombies named. Even Bob’s aunt, Lorraine Sciulli is named as contributing editor. I can’t wait to read her maniacal rants in upcoming issues. They are always good for a hearty laugh. Then you can see that Edward Kamperman crawled out from under his rock to write a letter to the paper. It is common knowledge that Ed doesn’t write his own letters; he just ascribes his name to the piece. It is obvious because if you ever heard Ed speak you know he cannot put a coherent sentence together if his life depended on it.
And what would the Forum West be without an extensive story about the Midville Dodgers and an advertisement soliciting money for the Dodgers charging money, this time it’s a $20 fee for tryouts. Between 2003 and 2005 the Midville Dodgers received approximately $118,674, you would think that Bob would waive the tryout fee!
It is a shame that these sorry individuals have the audacity to try to portray the Forum West as a legitimate source of news for the community. It is very clear that it is just another propaganda machine of the Juniper Park Civic Association and its stooges.
Just remember that if it looks like a newspaper, feels like a newspaper and smells like a newspaper, it just might be the Juniper Berry in drag.
22 comments:
The JPCA executive board: A more pathetic bunch of misfits have never previously been assembled.
They do not represent the MV/Maspeth community. They are self-appointed, self-proclaimed, self-interested hall monitors with their own narrow agenda.
Fortunately, their high profile defeats over the past two years have discredited them as community activists. Their irrational and hate-filled behavior continues to speak volumes about their motives.
Holden: A political wannabe, who could never win a legitimate election due to his personality and his past positions.
Doocey: A self-important blowhard, who sits at home listening to his police scanner and rushing to the scene since the police are so incompetent.
Sciulli: A shrew, plain and simple. Though quite laughable. We still laugh about the time she said the JPCA hadn't allowed an event to take place in Juniper Valley Park. As if the JPCA has any authority over the park.
Kampermann: Dottering. Holden's lapdog.
Wilkinson: Delusional, self-important, angry at her place in life, so she channels her hatred into her attack blog.
Tony 'Numb Nuts': Another political wannabe. Still nursing his rage for being thrown off the CB.
Dennis Gallagher: Could have been a political star, but now a washed-up has been who is holed up somewhere still commenting on his attack blog while fantasizing about the next granny he'll take back to his office.
Is Bob using his Students to help produce this paper? Is that why it was late coming out?
This wouldn't be the first time Bob profitted from his students. He is under investigation for examples of how he used his students to personally gain including doing campaign literature and an advertising campaign for a company for which he was paid handsomely with cash and stock options.
This is clearly an example of how these folks think they can fool the public. Problem is the public hates them. They are a lying thieving buch of hypocrits
Bob Holden has bribed an elected official to pay back for his wifes and sons job. This will be mailed throughout our community.
It is amazing thaT bOB'S SON WAS ABLE TO GET A JOB WITH THE sTATE AND gOVERNOR pATAKI. sINCE HE FAILED HIS DRUG TEST EVERYWHERE ELSE
Is it still a crime to beat your Wife?
Bob's sexual encounter with the NYC Tech woman will soon backfire!
Remember the date oan substance of this Post:
This relationship will self destruct.
Bob will push is lapdogs Avella, Uhlrich and Flower boy Nunziato and Pat Adams will have nothing to do with it.
There are reasons why past attempts to partner have failed.
Keep a close Watch on the Money!
I BET YOU WILL HAVE PROBLEMS.
Bob are you still using the JPCA computers for the Forum.
The Attorney General may want to add this to his list!
Are you printing from the Schools Computer?
DOI has already starting reviewing these actions.
GOOD LUCK and Hire an Attorney
Midville uses JPCA money without a vote of the membership!
ILLEGAL!
ILLEGAL!
ILLEGAL!
OH BOB your time is coming!
Thanks for the laugh. The 20$ tryout fee for muddville was the icing on the cake
How's the lawsuit going Christina?
We waited 2 months from the last issue they published for this? What a bad attempt at a newspaper. Can't wait for the next issue. Saw very few copies around town anyway. Thought Kampermann was the ad salesman. What happened, he quit already? Their goal is so obvious. "Holden and the Heffer" (exec editor) have a long way to go to be taken seriously.
"That's as bias [sic] as asking Henirch [sic] Himmler, Joseph Goebbels, and Erwin Rommel to testify about Hitler's character during the Nuremberg trial. Do the editors of the Forum West think their readers are stupid?"
I dunno about the Forum but I do know this about Juniper Park Patriots: they are historically ignorant. Rommel was forced to commit suicide in Oct. 1944. Both Himmler and Goebbels committed suicide in May 1945. They were all dead BEFORE the Nuremberg trial.
Want to see Kamperman ramble go to Zums and see him sexually coming on to everything he sees and them step outside and watch him drive home.
Hey George, you need more fiber in your diet.
We were making a humorous analogy and are keenly aware that none of them were at the Nuremberg trial.
We took some creative liberties with the distortion of historical facts to make a point. We were trying to make readers aware how absurd and grossly bias it was to have Bob Holden, Tony Nunziato and Tony Avella provide comments about Gallagher.
Just as absurd as stating that Rommel, Himmler and Goebbels were testifying at the Nuremburg Trials and how bias they would be if asked (had they been at the trial) to comment about Hitler’s character.
Do you get it now? Try to read between the lines next time, try
understanding the innuendo and read carefully for the hidden meanings. Laugh a little George, you’ll live longer!
"Keenly aware"?...
...Nice try - a tad pathetic though...and so, NO cigar!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
[The past tense of "bias" is "biasED"..har-har-har.]
Hey George... are you serious? Quit the tit for tat BS and grow up.
You know damn well the point Patrick was trying to make.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha???
har-har-har??
Quit the neurotic English teacher act and speak your mind on the subject.
We all know you can.
-John from Mt. Olivet.
Leave George alone he has no life except drinking the Holden Kool-Aid
I'm an independent poster. I don't know Holden from Adam. I post 'em as I sees 'em. The chips fall where they may.
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