
Frighteningly, Bob Holden, Tony Nunziato, Steve Fielder and Christina Wilkinson are stalking Councilman Gallagher during his recreation time with friends. It is awfully creepy that these morally deficient individuals are so obsessed with Mr. Gallagher that they hide behind bushes, park benches and port-o-potties in parks to get a picture of the councilman playing basketball. They even accuse Councilman Gallagher of not attending committee hearings, so we called the city hall clerk’s office to find out the truth. According to a city hall representative, their records prove that Councilman Gallagher attended a 10:30 Housing and Buildings committee hearing and at 11:00am attended a Finance committee meeting. In addition, the councilman attended the stated council meeting and voted on all pieces of legislation presented to the body. According to sources, session lasted until approximately 4:45pm. So not only are the four stooges stalking they are lying too!
Let’s get back to basketball in the park. In the past people close to Mr. Gallagher have stated that Dennis has always been an avid basketball player, plays on a couple of adult leagues and is a damn good shooter from the floor. According to spectators, the Councilman scored 17 points with 5 assists and helped his team to victory that evening. The Queens Crap states that “white men” can’t jump (a bit racist) but who needs to jump when you can score at will from the paint! More importantly, I don’t believe that any sane individual would condemn a person for enjoying his or her own leisure time and trying to keep in shape by participating in organized sports. But then again, are we dealing with sane individuals when dealing with Bob and his misguided Muppets?
The Patriots are deeply concerned regarding the mental health of Bob Holden, Tony Nunziato, Steve Fielder and Christina Wilkinson. Stalking is a serious issue and psychologists have conducted extensive studies regarding this disturbing act.
Stalking is defined as "the willful, malicious and repeated following and harassing of another person" (Meloy, 1998). (Bob Holden and his malicious smurfs are text book stalkers!)
Types of Stalkers:Zona and colleagues (1993) have delineated three types of stalkers which are as follows:
Simple Obsessional:A prior relationship exists between the victim and the stalker which includes the following:
Acquaintance, neighbor, customer, professional relationship, dating, and lover
The stalking behavior begins after either:
The relationship has gone “sour”, or
The offending individual perceives some mistreatment
The stalker begins a campaign either to rectify the schism, or to seek some type of retribution
(Do you know of any group or person that falls into the category? JPCA! Bob Holden!)
Erotomania: Based on the Diagnostic Statistical Manual, 4th ed. (DSM-IV, 4th ed.)
The central theme of the delusion is that another person is in love with the individual
The delusion often concerns idealized romantic love and spiritual union rather than sexual attraction — “a perfect match”
The object of affection is usually of a higher status and can be a complete stranger
Efforts to contact the victim are common, but the stalker may keep the delusion a secret
Males, seen most often in forensic samples, come into contact with the law during misguided pursuits to “rescue” the individual from some imagined danger. Females are seen most often in clinical samples
(I over heard Tony tell someone that he loves the way Gallagher sweats on the basketball court)
Love Obsessional: Similar to the erotomanic individuals:
The victim is almost always known through the media.
The delusion that the victim loves them may also be held
The erotomanic delusion is but one of several delusions and psychiatric symptoms — this individual has a primary psychiatric diagnosis
These individuals may be obsessed in their love, without having the belief that the target is in love with them
A campaign is begun to make his/her existence known to the victim
(Christina Wilkenson has an unhealthy infatuation with the councilman)
Here are some other classifications of stalkers…..you can probably ascribe each classification to a member of the Juniper Park Civic Association’s executive board
The Rejected: * As a result of a relationship dissolution (i.e. estrangement, disruptions, break-ups) from an ex-partner (but inclusive of a parent, friend, or work associate) this type of stalker can be observed desiring a mixture of reconciliation and revenge.
* This individual often experiences feelings of loss, frustration, anger, jealousy, malevolence, and depression.
* The Simple Obsessional subtype given above closely approximates this type of stalker.
The Intimacy Seeker: * These stalkers pursue an intimate relationship with an individual perceived as their true love, but their attentions are not wanted by the object of their affection.
* The type of stalkers who fall into this category often have a delusional disorder (i.e. erotomania). Those who represent "intimacy seekers" may suffer from other disorders (i.e. schizophrenia, mania) or hold morbid infatuations.
* Erotomania and Love Obsessional best represent this category.
The Incompetent: * These intellectually limited and socially incompetent individuals desire intimacy, but the object of their affection does not reciprocate these feelings.
* They often lack sufficient skills in courting rituals.
* They may also display a sense of entitlement: believing they deserve a partner, but lack the ability or desire to engage in subdued, preliminary interpersonal relations.
* Another aspect of these stalkers is that they may have had previous stalking victims.
* Unlike the intimacy seekers, those in the incompetent category do not view the victim as having unique qualities; they are not infatuated with the victim -- only attracted, and do not assert that the affection is mutual.
The Resentful: * The goal of this stalker is to frighten and distress the victim.
* These stalkers may also experience feelings of injustice and desire revenge.
The Predatory: * The power and control that comes from stalking a victim gives these stalkers a great deal of enjoyment.
* The stalker often strives to learn more about the victim.
* The stalker may even mentally rehearse a plan to attack the victim.
* Most of these stalkers are diagnosed paraphilias and, compared to the previous four categories, they were more likely to have histories of sexual offense convictions
As a result of our research and the actions of the mentally unstable JPCA loons we have contacted the mental health division of the Human Resource Administration and ask them to intervene. We stated that Bob, Tony, Steve, and Christina need serious help because they pose a serious threat to themselves, the community and the human race. We have also alerted the local authorities and submitted an EDP complaint (that’s emotionally disturbed person) against the frightful foursome. To the members of the Maspeth and Middle Village community, we suggest that you lock your doors and windows until the stalkers either stop their unsettling behavior or they move away.