#10- Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring
#9- Hookers is fun
#8- Just trying to help the economy
#7- Have you ever been to
#6- It's part of my new MTV prank show "Spitz'd"
#5- Haven't been myself since Roy Schieder died
#4- Uh, tainted beef?
#3- Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it -- you married fellas know what I'm talking about
#2- Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics
#1- I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago