Friday, March 20, 2009
Drinking with Bob Rants About Nancy Pelosi
What's next? I'll tell you what's next...Nancy Pelosi! Nancy Pelosi! This piece of trash is in the news again. Supposedly, some watchdog group intercepted emails from Nancy Pelosi asking for military planes to fly her and her family back and forth across the country every freaking weekend. Sometimes she would reserve these planes, get them all fueled up and not even use them. Costing the taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars.But, of course, Nancy Pelosi has an excuse. It wasn't her fault. It was her assistant. It was her secretary who was ordering all of these planes. Are you freaking kidding me?! I'm sick of these politicians always blaming somebody else for their freaking mistakes. It was Nancy Pelosi's fault. Know how I know? Cause the liberal mainstream media came out with excuses for her before Nancy Pelosi could even open her mouth. They said she needed the plane because if Barack Obama died and Joe Biden died. Nancy Pelosi would become President. Are you freaking kidding me? If Barack Obama died. And if Joe Biden died. This is like Bill O'Reilly walking around wearing a Knicks uniform 24 hours a day, because one day he might play in the NBA. Are you kidding me? It's NOT gonna happen. Another thing they said was, she needed a bigger plane. The previous speaker of the house had a 12 seat plane. She needed a 60 seat plane. You wanna know why? She needed to be able to fly from washington DC to San Francisco without refueling. Why?Security reasons. Security reasons? Are you freaking kidding me? Carrot Top has bigger security concerns than freaking Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi's security force should consist of a heart surgeon and a bottle of Metamucil. The only thing this woman is going to die of is OLD AGE. Probably 6 months from freaking now.Aren't you freaking sick of these people?! Aren't you sick of these freaking politicians acting like they're freaking royalty?! Let me tell you something, this ain't the sixteen hundreds. We don't have kings and queens in this freaking country. The only QUEEN I know of in the freaking congress today is Barney Frank. And if he wants to fly across country, he can use JetBlue like the rest of us and pay for it him freaking self! Are you kidding me!Nancy Pelosi wants a military plane? The only people who should be flying in military planes are the freaking military!! Period!!!
Posted by Patrick Henry at 8:55 AM