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GOV. ROD BLAGOJEVICH: Obama has maintained a cordial but distant relationship with Blagojevich during the governor's tenure.
He is barely 24 years old, but already Eric Ulbitch has accomplished more dirty and deceitful tactics than many of his older peers — a fact he hid from reporters on Tuesday when he officially declared his candidacy in the 32nd Council District special election. The Ozone Park resident has worked for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the New York City Council and the Queens Board of Elections — “experience that counts,” Ulrich said. We asked Ulrich about his time working with Dennis Gallagher but he informed us that Gallagher only let him wash his bathroom so it really doesn’t count.
Ulbitch was the third official declaration of candidacy for the council seat, currently held by Joseph Addabbo Jr., who defeated state Sen. Serphin Maltese (R-Glendale) on Nov. 4, winning the 15th Senatorial District seat.
Howard Beach Democratic District Leader Frank Gulluscio, 60, declared his run for the seat in April, but kept a low profile during Addabbo’s Senate campaign because Gulluscio realizes Eric has as much chance of winning the seat as Christina Wilkinson has winning a beauty contest.
Retired NYPD lieutenant and lifelong Rockaway resident Glenn DiResto, 38, announced on Nov. 19 that his name will be on the ballot come February, when the special election will be held.
Another Rockaway man, Democratic District Leader Lew Simon, has not yet officially declared his run, but has said he intends to in the coming weeks.
Although some have speculated that Ulbitch’s age, habitual lying and propensity for degrading women will contribute negatively to his run, the soon-to-be-married Republican district leader is not worried. “If there ever was a time when the abolition of morality and horrible ideas are needed in the City Council, that time is now and I’m the man.”
Ulrich’s announcement came as a horror to those who have watched him quietly campaigning over the last few months. As president of the Our Neighbors Civic Association of Ozone Park, Ulrich has been abusing his position and slithering in the community and its local politics.
He demonstrated his forked tongue during Tuesday’s announcement, saying: “We can’t allow taxpaying citizens to bear the brunt of this economic crisis. He predictably stated, “We must reduce this city’s bloated bureaucracy before we lay people off, before we close senior citizen centers and before suspending the property-tax rebates.” Yawn
Ulbitch, a dropout of the Nativity BVM Elementary School, a Catholic school in Ozone Park, went on to say: “Elections are about more than just a candidate. They’re about fighting for a larger piece of the pie for ourselves.”
For the groom-to-be who can longer wed in California, “this is not just a campaign for City Council, it’s a campaign for the destruction of the future of the 32nd Council District.” Ironically, however, one must rely on a vast experience in wallowing in the mud. “
That could be why some of those who joined Ulrich at the announcement ceremony were political old-timers. They included Queens County Republican Chairman Philip Ragusa and former City Councilmen Thomas Ognibene, Al Stabile and Andrew Sidamon Eristoff. However, all thought that they were there to participate in a Save the Whale event but stayed around anyway for the free food.
Ulbitch said he “heard voices” at a young age, first contemplating becoming a Roman Catholic priest before realizing that Priests are prohibited from laying down with farm animals, then attending the Cathedral Preparatory Seminary High School and, in 2005, running for the Republican district leader post. He lost that race by 124 votes, but won when he ran again in 2007 thanks to the voters who live in St John’s Cemetery.
Ulrich continues to act like an idiot on behalf of the community as a civic leader and as a member of a number of organizations, including the Knights of Columbus, the Kiwanis Club of Howard Beach, the Robert Holden Political Moron Squad and the New York Republican State Committee.
As a “calculated, cold-hearted and dispassionate leader who enjoys letting politics get in the way of serving the community,” Ulbitch said he remains pessimistic about the future while looking into the mirror. His reason: “Only in New York City can I guy like me run for office.”
(okay, okay okay, we applied dramatic license here for effect. Any resemblance to those individuals real, fictional or stupid is purely coincidental and not intended.)
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From our friend Azi
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City Councilman Eric Gioia wants Jumbotrons erected in Central Park for
all those New Yorkers who can't score a ticket or get to Washington D.C. to
celebrate Barack Obama's inauguration in January.
Gioia, speaking with me after Ray Kelly's testimony, said if the city
can't pay for it, the cost could be borne by private funding.
"New York has a history of celebrating great human achievement," said
Gioia, "and clearly this is a historic moment and a celebration for the entire
country."
The night Obama won the election, Representative Charlie Rangel put up
a big screen outside the federal building on 125th Street and hosted a series of
guest speakers. (The Saturday before the election, Rangel hosted elected
officials and musical acts at the same location).
Speaking of the Central Park location, Gioia said laughingly, "If it's
good enough for Bon Jovi, it should be good enough for the inauguration."
Bio from 2001: Elizabeth graduated from the Fashion Institute of Technology Magna Cum Laude. Currently, she attends CUNY Graduate School where she is getting her Masters' Degree in Education.Occupation: Public School Teacher/Union Painter
Posted by Queens Crapper at 12:10 AM
29 comments:
Elizabeth Slutsky said...
Nice work Crapper! This fraud must be exposed. Dizzie Lizzie Crowley is a complete joke. Where in her resumé is the fact that she hooked up (and should be locked up) with that crook Brian McLaughlin?
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Glendaler said...
Kathy Masi wrote that letter and is acting as Elizabeth's pimp. Masi should listen to herself once in awhile instead of talking over everyone."People who know little are usually great talkers, while people who know much say little." Rousseau
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Janet Tilden said...
And she wants to improve education? She should start by going back to the 8th grade and learn how to write a simple letter.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Anonymous said...
WHO THE HELL IS ELIZABETH CROWLEY?
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Anonymous said...
Elizabeth Crowley - of the Elmhurst Crowleys. You know, the political dynasty thing... unfortunately the genes have been watered down through the generations, just like the Kennedys.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Anonymous said...
What an endorsement for CUNY graduate school!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
georgetheatheist said...
The march of the errata and just poor syntax:1. 3rd paragraph: insert comma after "more then[sic] ever"2. 3rd paragraph: "for our kids, for our parents, for our community, for our future". (She forgot "for our dogs, for our gerbils")3. 3rd paragraph: It's "postgraduate" - one word.4. last paragraph: insert comma after the first "New Year".
Friday, January 18, 2008
Queens Crapper said...
Thank you, George. (I'm not good with commas.)
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
The audacity of this woman to think she should be a public representative is deplorable. Does she think that she actually has any skills? Or does she just think she is entitled to public office because her family members have been elected to office?
Friday, January 18, 2008
Taxpayer said...
What parent would want this illiterate moron anywhere near young children?Think of this when you think "dynasty": Her brother's in jail for raping a fellow student (so much for an "educator"). She wants to be elected to the city council to replace the current District Rapist.What's this story of this illiterate treating some fellow to lip service in a park several years ago? Is this the sexual escapades district?Are we once again being asked to elect another pervert who cannot exercise any self control?Get lost, perverted illiterate teacher/painter.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
What do you expect....a benchmark of literacy?This is a dumb Queens politico!How many constituents in our red-lined under-serviced neighborhoods can read English anyway?
Friday, January 18, 2008
78Ave said...
i agree, masi has a big mouth and we all know that she formed a phony civic association that never meets and has no membership. so why are the newspapers even recognizing her as worthy of a comment?
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
I think we are doomed. Between Crowley, Como and Gallagher which is the lesser of three eveils?!?
Friday, January 18, 2008
dave in milwaukee said...
Paragraph 3, sentence 2: "I will work hard everyday. . . ""Everyday" is an adjective. She should have said "every day."If she can get someone to write and send her bullshit letters for her, can't she find someone to proofread them, too?
Friday, January 18, 2008
georgetheatheist said...
Joel Klein: Elizabef, if you don't get relected, I'll make youse Deputy Mayer for Edoocashun.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Queens Crapper said...
I updated the letter to include the pickups by George and Dave.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Anonymous said...
All of you hated Crowley last time she ran for council and you all voted for Pinkly Gallagher.I hope you got what you wanted.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
Yeah like Elizabeth Crowley would be any better than Gallagher. Some choice. Her morals are even worse than Gallagher's.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
This woman already has $70,000 lined up?WTF???!!!Crappy, give us a breakdown and lets see who wants to mortgage our community.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Queens Crapper said...
If you insist...E. Crowley campaign contributions
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
wow. i would like to see the articles that she enclosed. was she able to cut them out on her own? And whats up with sassy masi. i guess she figures gallagher won't be around to fund her phony civic, so she'll latch on to dizzie lizzie.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...
hey has anyone sent her letter to the newspapers?? Let them print it. Maybe we can hold a contest. Who can find the most mistakes.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Taxpayer said...
Read the list of campaign contributions, it's very informative.The Crowleys gave very little; perhaps they know her best. Or, is the entire family too illiterate to be permitted near a checkbook?How much did Francis The Rapist Crowley contribute? Verify his in-kind contributions.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
confused said...
Zecca, Anna Medford, NY 11763Type: Ind homemaker11/30/2007Ref No: R0000630Filing:4(I) Sched:ABC $50.00Am I hallucinating or is this woman bob holden's sister in law????????I thought bob was running for that seat??????
Monday, January 21, 2008
Anonymous said...
Let's not forget the overall clumsy language. Who is this boob?
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Anonymous said...
I thought bob was running for that seat??????I guess you were wrong.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
78th Avenue Should Be Oneway said...
It's insulting to the people of Glendale that Elizabeth "I'll sleep with anyone that can help me get elected" Crowley resurfaces after 6 years and now uses a phony platform from the phony Glendale Civic Ass'n.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Anonymous said...
Hopefully Charles Ober from Ridgewood will run for city council. He has been mentioned for a while and I am hoping that he will jump in soon. Elizabeth cannot compare her resume to Mr. Ober's. Where has she been since her last miserable attempt of running in 2001? NOWHERE. Mr. Ober the time has come to make your announcement.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Anonymous said...
Perhaps, someone new, fresh with a real work ethic should run. I heard about a potential candidate, who calls himself JR, and believes that the district need to re-aligned in favor of the resident's needs.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Robert Holden, his lap dog Tony Nunziato, and their blog the Crapper are the poster children for the tragic world of political expediency, self-preservation, lying, cheating, and putting the needs of your own over others. So it should be of no surprise they will flip-flop on any issue or stance if it helps them effectuate their evil intentions.
It appears that Robert Holden and Crappy are supporting Elizabeth Crowley, but here is what they said about Elizabeth Crowley just a few months ago. Is Holden and Crappy lying now or were they lying then, or are they again just showing that they are shameful opportunists and disgraceful hypocrites…..
Monday, May 26, 2008
Lizzy's campaign finance violations in detail
In January 2005, Elizabeth Crowley's failed 2001 campaign was audited. The following violations were found by the Campaign Finance Board:
You would think a lien would have been put on her accounts, but she has raised $158,850 thus far and has yet to pay off all of the $56,267 penalty. How is she permitted to run for office with outstanding fines on record from 7 years ago? You can't get away with that at DMV...
Furthermore, Councilman Sheldon Leffler was convicted for almost identical campaign finance fraud in 2003. Why wasn't Dizzy Lizzy indicted? Answer: Leffler was an anti-establishment candidate while
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Elizabeth Crowley hung out with Brian "The Crook" McLaughlin for 6 years. She had to learn a thing or two about stealing. He even locked himself in the office with her.
BTW, did anyone get that
And what about that little girl in the photo? Did anyone think to dress her with something that looked presentable?
My God that photo is going to give me nightmares.
Charles Ober seems to be the only candidate that had the nerve to ask
This goes back to the 2006 election when serf lost the election at 10:40 P.M. and than won the election 10 minutes later. The Republicans and the Democrats sealed a deal (that the Democrats would not ask for an official recount or an investigation into where the race was stolen) and gave Serf the seat with the condition that Serf would help
Nolan underestimated Ober's ability to run, his stamina to run, his dedication to run and even though Nolan threatened all of Ober's friends to not help him, she never realized that Ober had many other friends out side of the Nolan controlled Democratic Club. That is why things are so crazy right now. Because Nolan never saw this coming. Nolan does not realize how much Charles has done to keep things running all these years. All the good things Ober has done for all the organizations he belongs to. All the work he has done for his community.
The fact of the matter is, the voters need to look at the entire picture. Every one that has endorsed
Carol-Treasurer
Why doesn't anyone explain the reason
That same year 2001 former Councilman Sheldon Leffler was indicted and convicted of the same campaign scheme of distributing consecutive money orders to others to qualify for more matching funds. The money for the money orders was given to Leffler by a real estate donor.
How come Leffler was indicted for consecutive checks and
Queens Crapper said...
"Sheldon Leffler, a former city councilman from
"Sheldon S. Leffler, a former city councilman, was convicted of fraud in 2003 in connection with $10,000 funneled to his campaign by a real estate company owner, who wrote out 38 money orders in the names of her employees, tenants and relatives without their knowledge. Just last week, the board imposed $20,000 in penalties on a Council candidate, Elizabeth S. Crowley, for "failing to respond completely and adequately" to questions about 16 money-order contributions made to her 2001 campaign." from the New York Times.
WHY WAS LEFFLER INDICTED AND
Ober was clearly the best in the ny1 debate. Ognibene was a credible second.
Liz and
Hey guys, lets have some fun.
Let us see if the
If they don't how about a letter to the editor (with a copy to Queens Crap)
Listen "Dishin' Crap with
Someone better tell the Ober campaign that Michael Mascetti is working for
I got wind of this a few days ago at Crowley's campaign that Michael had told Crowley's people that he had an in with the Ober campaign and that he could get info out of the campaign to give to Crowley and they promised him a lot of money for his non-profit and something about Michael's father needing a job in the union. so beware Ober that this is out there. Can someone please get this message to the Ober People in case he is in contact with them. They need to know about this right away.
michael asswipe mascetti said...
Congressjerk Joseph Asshole Crowley said...
Please help me install my incompetent bimbo cousin in the council so I can expand my circle of control.
Thank you.
Interviewer Ch1 - "Why, oh why did I say yes to this?" (or worse).
Who the hell is Michael Mascetti?
"Who the hell is Michael Mascetti?"
An asswipe, apparently.
Why do we automatically believe that McLaughlin taught Dizzie Lizzie a thing or two about stealing?
Isn't it just as likely that the Crapleys were the prime instigators here?
Cousin Congressman pimps out Lizzie to trap the innocent McLaughlin in a honey pot, and he shares with the dumbass family (yes, including
This explanation proves The Diz does, too, have brains.
Oops. Brian is spilling the beans to save his skin.
Soon we'll know everything.
So, why let this honey pot get on the public payroll now? We'll just have to toss her ass off very soon - and, then have still another special election.