Friday, August 8, 2008

IRS Coming for Holden?

According to the Middle Village grapevine, it is rumored that Holden is feeling the heat regarding his questionable accounting scheme. It is well known that Bobby boy has engaged in creative record keeping and bottom table cash disbursements. He is President of the JPCA, President of the Midville Dodgers and President of the Juniper Park Conservancy and all three organizations have shuffled money from one entity to another. It is akin to Peter stealing from Paul to pay's John's vig debt.

There have been some interesting signs that indicate things are not going well for the maniacal despot, Robert Holden. Insiders say that he is in financial dire straights and that he can longer print the Juniper Berry Rag with wild abandoned. In addition, he has stepped down as president of the Midville Dodgers and has relinquished his control to a social misfit and cherished underling.

Ghandi, "Karma is a bitch"


Anonymous said...

Actually I think it was R.Crumbs "Mr. NAtural who said "Karma's a Bitch" But who cares? Still what goes around comes around

Anonymous said...

Hello my good friend Patrick, it is nice to have you back. I too have been away, but like you, realize it is time.

I will mark my return with two quotes for the "Boy Who Would Be King" Holden and his Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight:

"Think of these things, Whence you came, Where you are going, and To whom you must account."

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

Ben Franklin
"Poor Richard's Almanac"

Anonymous said...

It's good to see that all the calls and emails to the IRS, NYS Dept of Taxation & Finance, NYC Dept of Finance, NYC DOI & the Queens DA's Office are finally being taken serious and investigative action is underway.

Hey Bob, let's see how well you do being on the other side of the microscope.

In The Land of The Blind, The One Eyed Man is King

Anonymous said...

Lets wait and see if any of the above investigative bodies get off they're butts and actually do look at the allegations first. Don't misunderstand me, I'm sure there is plenty to investigate and almost certainly enough to indict for. I just don't have all that much faith in these entities.

In a Land Stricken With Diarrhea, The Man Hoarding Toilet Paper is King

Anonymous said...

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