Drinking With Bob Rants About Obama the Retard

Obama's Retarded...
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Barack Obama is at it again. The other day he went on Jay Leno. Jay Leno! Are you freaking kidding me?! The President of the United States went on Jay Leno. They're sitting on the freaking couch, talking about Barack Oabmas' bowling prowess. Barack Obama says how he bowled a 126. Jay Leno laughed. Barack Obama laughed. Then Barack Obama proceeds to say how, that was like a Special Olympics score. Are you freaking kidding me? Is this guy out of hie freaking mind?! This is why the President of the United States should not be on a late night talk show. Barack Obama can't even order breakfast without using a teleprompter and he decides to go on Jay Leno and start winging it? Start throwing out one liners? Could you imagine if George Bush went on Jay Leno and said he bowls like someone from the Special Olympics? The mainstream media would have had him hanging from a cross the next freaking day in the paper. But, not Barack Obama.

Then they have Barack Obama on t.v. picking NCAA basketball teams. They've got him standing there in front of a 6 foot by 6 foot freaking board with a giant magic marker in his hand telling us who he thinks is gonna win the NCAA College Basketball Tournament.

Would somebody slap this guy in the back of the head and tell him that he's the President of the United States. That's not a 5 day 40 hour a week job. That's 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, he has to act like the freaking president. We're in danger of going to war with freaking Russia, China, North Korea, Iran; the economy is in the crapper and this guy is freaking telling us who he thinks is going to win a basketball game?!

You know NOBODY asked him to be president! NOBODY walked into his freaking room, grabbed him by the ears and dragged him out into the freaking hallway and said, "You have to run for president!" He begged to be president! He said he was going to bring about "change"! So far he's done NOTHING!!

The only thing we know conclusively about Barack Obama after 3 freaking months is that he bowls like a freaking retard and he thinks the University of North Carolina is going to put more balls in a basketball hoop than the University of Duke! Would you people WAKE UP! Would you WAKE UP!! If you voted for Barack Obama. You've been punked stupid! You've been punked!!

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