Governor Freak...

He's a very kinky governor
The kind you don't take home to Albany
He will always let your spirits down
Once he buys her off the street, ow girl

He likes the girls in the brothel
He says that Kristen is his all-time favorite
When he makes the move to the room it's the right time
He's never hard to please

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That governor is pretty wild now
The governor's a super freak
The kind of governor you read about
In every magazine
That governor is pretty kinky
The governor's a super freak
He really loved to buy her
Every time they meet
He's washed up, he's washed up
That governor's washed up in NY, yeah
He's a super freak, super freak
he's super-freaky, yow

Super freak, super freak

He's a very dirty governor
The kind of governor don't want to know
From he's head down to he's toenails
Down to his feet, yeah
And he'll wait for Sienna at the Mayflower with his checkbook
In a limousine
Going back in Georgetown

Three's not a crowd to her, he says
"Room 871, I'll be waiting"
When Kirsten gets there he's got Cd's, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene

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Call Girls sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That governor's a super freak
Ohhhhh

He's a very kinky governor
The kind you don't take home to Albany
He will always let your spirits down
Once he buys her off the street, ow girl